New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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