sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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