it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Couch. On fire.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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