Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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