Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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