Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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