Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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