i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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