I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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