Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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