So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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