can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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