Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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