woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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