so explain again why im purple
no
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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