DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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