ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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