we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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