Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
