Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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