Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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