FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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