i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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