WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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