Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
