So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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