Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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