Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
