guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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