There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
