I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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