He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hippo gnu deer
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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