oh god the rape fog is back!
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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