Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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