Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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