She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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