so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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