Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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