if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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