He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
dude. I can hear the air.
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