Don't you send me to vm
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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