i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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