last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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