ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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