All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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