i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It's blow job season.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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