Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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