My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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