I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
as a side note pls kill me
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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