You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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