If i come over, it means nothing
You're so nebulous sometimes
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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