mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
